When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup
(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf
by Massive corey October 7, 2020
Get the Can of soupmug. The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.
Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.
by TeamOuEsAy March 16, 2010
Get the Can Handmug. by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019
Get the open a canmug. an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.
"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"
"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"
"wtf?"
"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"
"stupid racist mall ninja"
"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"
"wtf?"
"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"
"stupid racist mall ninja"
by g3 4 me May 8, 2010
Get the can shootermug. When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"
by RedDragonBucket May 22, 2011
Get the Can of Poopmug. introducing small percentages of nitromethane into the fuel tank of a methanol burning race engine to increase its power output. this practice is against the rules of most sanctioning organizations in most racing classes. the exception being top fuel drag racing. in top fuel and top fuel funnycar nitromethane is used in very high percentages with only small amounts of methanol. nitromethane (ch3no2) mixes well with methanol but will not mix with gasoline unless a small percentage of acetone is added to the mix.
driver; "if I cant cut a light we will probably lose the next round because we have to race the number one qualifier".
crew cheif; "lets try tipping the can and hope no one can smell the nitro".
driver; "that is a stupid idea. I like racing here". or "good idea! did we bring any nitro?"
crew cheif; "lets try tipping the can and hope no one can smell the nitro".
driver; "that is a stupid idea. I like racing here". or "good idea! did we bring any nitro?"
by Nitrous Jim February 9, 2017
Get the tipping the canmug. by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013
Get the Choked the canmug.