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immaculate couchception

n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.
I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!
by Jayson J August 3, 2010
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immaturd

one is immature and appears at first glance to be a turd
Lindsey Lohan is a classic example of an immaturd
by bob the 3000th August 20, 2010
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IMHOAE

An abbreviation of "In My Humble (Honest) Opinion And Experience", mainly used in IM-chat.

An adaptation of the better-known IMHO.
IMHOAE, M83 is great to listen to while at work - keeps you motivated and high-energy and the dreamy lyrics don't interfere with concentration.
by Grohl_ October 12, 2011
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immo get me some

A declaration that you intend to have sex with a person that you are currently observing. Normally the person of intent is not in audible range of this statement and is someone who you do not know or have just met. Immo is a contraction representing the words "I am going to".
See that hot guy over there.... immo get me some!
by TrendMuffin April 19, 2018
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Immaculate Defecation.

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.
Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}
by slipkid69 February 1, 2018
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Immate

1. To make utterly unimportant, invisible or non-existent.
2. Immate description
Immaterial labor is a Marxist, Autonomist framework to describe how value is produced from affective and cognitive activities, which, in various ways, are commodified in capitalist economies. The concept of immaterial labor was coined by Italian sociologist and philosopher Maurizio Lazzarato in his 1996 essay "Immaterial Labor", published as a contribution to Radical Thought in Italy and edited by Virno and Hardt. It was re-published in 1997 as Lavoro Immateriale. Kudos to the awesome Mr. Anagrammer.
With a dramatic wave of his sweaty, pudgy and hairy hand, screwed on way too far: the boss immated me, the chicks in the secretary pool and our entire department
by Dink Shwinker December 17, 2018
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Imma break your knees

An empty threat to say when someone gets on your nerves
by Ace Morgan February 9, 2020
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