ipod nano

Smallest and most exspensive new age walk-man. But it is no where as durable as the original wlk-man and breaks if dropped more than 3 inchs.

"I sat on my ipod nano and broke it in two."

by pledet October 3, 2005

iPod

A regular ordinary MP3 / MP4 player that costs 10x more than the standard player.

It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched.

It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.

Person 1: DUDE! I just got a new iPod.

Me: *facepalm*

So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.

by Da Milkman July 5, 2009

iPod

a word in urbandictionary.com receiving both positive and negative descriptions. Their reasons are:

for Positive- They just bought one and want to brag about their new hi-tech gadget.
for Negative- They don't own one and desperately want to have one.

Amy: Hey, I like, got my new iPod and it has like 80GB or sumthin. It's like so totally kewl, ya know.

Marco: Wtf, you don't need that piece of shit. f*ckin retard.... (I wish I had one)

by the_proud_nerd August 16, 2009

ipod headphones

When a man accidentally ejaculates into another person's ears, then by some chance that person lets it dries up will closely resemble the white apple ipod headphones.

me: babe im so sorry i couldnt hold it in, hear let me get u a q-tip.
some ho: its cool hun i heard if you let it dry up it will look like ipod headphones
me: oh okay. lemme take a picture of it and then post it on urbandictionary

by LVNUTZ July 12, 2010

ipod

A relatively small device that allows a consumer to convert their CD collection into MP3 format and download their music collection for portable listening pleasure. It costs a lot of dough (buy a Rio or whatever if you’re still mad at the price) because of the exceptional audio sound of not only the device itself, but the home, office, and car accessories it has. If you travel, have a very large music collection, or desire to utilize all of your friends’ and relatives’ music collections, then you should probably invest in an ipod. ipod’s are God’s gift to mankind.

person one: Well, off to work, I'd better make sure my ipod's charged up.

person two: ipods are dumb and expensive.

person one: Oh, what kind of ipod do you have?

Person two: I don't have an ipod, I just like to bitch about things that aren't directly related to me.

by Land-0 June 11, 2006

iroda

-a narcissistic little bitch.
-likes to correct everyone
-always thinks she's right
-likes to randomly blow up on someone
-has a hard time liking people in general

Iroda, quit thinking you're better than me

by merpidk December 21, 2013

iPod

World's best selling mp3 player, some people like it some people don't. I got my 30 gb video ipod for around $250, its not as overpriced as some of these ignorant dumbshits claim it to be. I need this 30 gb harddrive so i can store files off my computer, music, and videos. Also dropped on concrete 3 times and never broke. Don't listen to these people without personal experience. Not to mention that they look awesome. Also 10 hours of battery life.

Nonconformist prick: Dude, you got an iPod, i thought i told you not to give in to Cooperate America?

Me: Stfu, go listen to your Creative Zen that will break in 5 minutes.

by mark doyel October 6, 2006