Hypocrite

A person who tells you not to do something but does the exact thing they told you not too.

OMG Ellie broke up with her boyfriend because of Amy she said he wasn't trust worthy and wasn't even good looking. When they broke up Amy got with him she's such a hypocrite

by jacksonnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who doesn't practice what they preach.

Someone who claims to hate something they do all the time, but makes lengthy excuses as ti why they do not qualify as that thing.

She's such a hypocrite. She spent the entire class talking about the evils of Capitalism, then durting lunch, she got out her latest-model iPhone & bought tickets for 3 Disney movies from Fandango.

by ThatEvilRedhead March 16, 2019

Hypocrite

Your Girlfriend. Girls love to do things and expect their boyfriend not to do the same.

My girlfriend always tell me not to text and drive, but everytime i get in her car she does it, She's such a Hypocrite!

by StupidLogic March 23, 2019

hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do something that they do themself.

Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!

by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019

Hypocrite

Doing one thing after saying not to like a an asshole

Zoe is such a hypocrite it’s only okay when she does shit

by Rebel chic April 21, 2019

Hypocrite

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.

Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Hypocrite

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).

The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019