Hypocrite

An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.

Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.

Jack: Ok

Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)

Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.

Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!

by Raphaim October 24, 2023

hypocrithetical

(adj.) Pertaining to a situation, argument, or behavior that is theoretically hypocritical or exhibits characteristics of hypocrisy in a hypothetical scenario.
(n.) A hypothetical discussion or theory that involves or explores the concept of hypocrisy.

"Their debate about environmental policies turned into a hypocrithetical argument, where both sides were accusing each other of not practicing what they preach, at least in theory."
"In our philosophy class, we had a deep hypocrithetical about whether it's hypocritical to advocate for human rights while enjoying the benefits of technologies that exploit workers in other countries."

by cyberphunkisms December 23, 2023

Hypocritized

To be a victim of hypocrisy, such as to be robbed.

She chewed me out for being on my phone right after she put hers away, I’ve been hypocritized

by Mrsbluesky876 November 24, 2023

Hypocrite

Jacoby

Jacoby is a hypocrite

by Hshahahha April 1, 2024

Hypocrite

Jakoby

Jakoby (the man with a misspelled name) is a hypocrite.

by Hshahahha April 1, 2024

hypocrite

Someone who tailgates you for a long time, then when they finally pass you, you see they have a "get off my tail" sticker on their car. Synonyms: stupid bitch, fucking ass, etc

That fucking hypocrite bitch tailgated me most of the way here but when she passed me she had a cute whale sticker on her window that said "get off my tail".

by Kail Delgado December 19, 2024

Hypocritical Intruder

hypocritical intruder (noun) — a shameless person who invades others’ privacy without permission, then lies or refuses to take responsibility while judging everyone else. someone who snoops, hides it, and acts superior—blaming others for the same behavior they’re guilty of. a two-faced boundary violator with no accountability. EXAMPLE
• A weirdo that stalks your phone while you’re asleep.

Hypocritical Intruders should just disappear from this world, they’re nothing but a nuisance.

by dylanhatesweirdos March 21, 2026