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Howard Griffin

The guy that bangs and finger blast everyone’s mom’s and MILF’s, and has a big slong.
Yo did you see Howard griffin coming out of toms house.
by The king dunker February 16, 2022
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Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023
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Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
by QuacksO December 3, 2018
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jade howard

Jade Howard is perfect even though jade Howard's can be a slut at times she makes up for it by being a beast in bed
Person 1:Damnnnnnn jade Howard's fucked me

Person 2:wait me too...
by jadetheonisionlover February 14, 2017
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Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com
Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"
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John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile
"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"
by Sydsal June 1, 2021
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