matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

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HOWARD RIZZ DAY

Ladies and Gentlemen at Howard University test out their luck with rizz today.

Ladies don’t be afraid to walk up on the guys
Men don’t be afraid to walk up on the girls
If u see someone you like go talk to them even a simple compliment can get u far.

I’m so excited for Howard rizz day I can’t wait to rizz up a female hopefully she will like me back and I can get her Instagram.

by Josh Widespoon September 7, 2023

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Howard

he is an absolute legend

Howard is funny

by Glitch- dog November 9, 2022

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will howard

is married to maddy webb and forever will be because they are actually soulmates and the hottest couple you’ll ever come across!!

“don’t go near will howard because maddy will chop off ur fanny meat”

by imposter baka sus December 31, 2021

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Howard

The name of the duck that stood between the alien invasion and Earyh.

Aliens- That's all they got is it? A duck named Howard, a geek, and a weirdo, they're fucked! We will unleash a part of hell and all of darkness on them by making a movie about this.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

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