hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.

Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!

by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021

soaker hose

The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.

Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!

by mickroot August 9, 2008

Hose dragged

When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.

Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?

by Axeman51 September 26, 2018

Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

hose made

misspelling of “hoes mad”

lala: “when you come across a car obsessed, quirky, bi, alt girl(she’s the most performative female you’ve ever met and just likes male attention”
comment section
laney: “wait. you??”
lala: “girl get out of my comments not knowing how to spell😂😂”
laney: “i can’t believe ur actually that slow that’s insane LMAO”
lala: “hose made”

by taco blanket with cheese August 10, 2025

cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025