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Cool horn

Another name for a saxophone, when you can't remember the word "saxophone"
"What's the name of that song that's got the repeating line from the cool horn on the chorus?"
"Oh, Baker Street"
"Yeah, fuck that song"
by Step pepper January 14, 2015
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horn sausage

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately
He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman
by Weetyswip August 11, 2015
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Horn Enthusiast

A person that collects air horns for historical purposes and because of their musical chords. Train horns are their most common usage, and they typically use them in the woods away from people. Their horns are typically restricted to lower air pressures to sound more pleasant and to not disturb people in the distance. Many horn enthusiasts are musicians and or simply historical buffs. Despite their more careful cause, they are often not well respected by the general public and are labelled as hornblasters, another group of people that largely intends to scare people with their horns.
Yeah, Bob says he's a horn enthusiast. Although a few people on the block think he's a just an ole' hick hornblaster and have called the cops on him when he had a horn on top of his truck. He has something like twelve different horns in his garage, but I've only heard his horns faintly deep within the forest miles away. As long as he doesn't come fucking blaring down the block with one of them, I'm not concerned.
by SubmarineCock August 28, 2016
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Horn Sauce

Typically used as a noun and synonym to "horney" or sex drive, Horn Sauce refers to the actual hormone needed to achieve a male (or female) erection. It may also refer to ejaculant itself.

Also commonly used to refer to semen.
Ex1

Woman: Hey baby, Let's have some good ole fashioned missionary sex.

Man: Hun, I would, but I'm all out of horn sauce.

Ex 2

She was just about to reach climax, when I accidentally blew my horn sauce all over her chia pet.
by Gabby J. Johnson September 10, 2019
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Grandma horn

refers to the gramophone-like shape of a plastic bag stuck into any vessel (bottles, cartoons or bowls etc.) to funnel or contain/include.
Jack II: In those good old days of wooden dinghies, no guys would hesitate when the nature called you. No cond-u-its, not even T-party kids in ports.
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...
by 👹 murmur raider September 15, 2019
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connor horne

The apotheosis of sexiness a deity of sex a true chad hit him up ladies 603-513-9827
by Connor is hot September 30, 2019
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Nilly Horn

I caressed her Nilly Horn with my hot dog.
by ThatOneGuy2258 February 25, 2020
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