Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.
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