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Heather

Ady a beautiful amazing girl who is the definition of a heather and is funny and loyal any one would be lucky to have an Ady in your life
Wow do you see that girl Ady she is the definition of a heather
by Imabigkidnow69 December 8, 2020
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Heather

Formal noun;

The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.

No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.

Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a

Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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heather pena

Heather pena is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her beauty only surpassed by her down to earth personality . If u ever get the chance to be one of her lovers, take note bc she will teach you something for sure . Hated by many, mostly bc of their inability to accept that she is everything they pretend to be with no effort. She is very loyal and you won't ever find someone more willing to help you
That girl is so pretty, she's a heather pena for sure
by Happy camper 89 July 24, 2022
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Heather

A middle aged woman who wants everyones games
Heather: you got some games?
Joe: no heather
by Genx6969 October 27, 2019
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heather Healy

by bigppdragonslayer42069 January 7, 2020
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Island hopping Heather

A woman who hops or goes from place to place to live. Not a couch surfer though. They take advantage of and live off of someone which is usually a much older man, because they can’t keep a job or get a home of their own. They lead the homeowner on to make them think they have a chance at a relationship but it never happens. Once she’s taken what she needs and they realize what she’s done and call her out she will act as if she’s been abused or taken advantage of to try to make herself look like she’s done no wrong and get sympathy from the next victim.
That girl is nothing but a island hopping Heather, she manipulates and uses these older men !
by Friend of Ms.Mf January 7, 2021
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