This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
Get the Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberriesmug. The act of a man laying across a open sun roof while a woman acts like a thirsty hamster who hasn’t drank water is days
She asked me if I would let her be a thirsty hamster, I said yes of course but she refused to follow through. (Divorce happening soon)
by Queef jerky 69 February 21, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug. 
A jrod specifically a short one who dresses like a gangster and tries to be one but is so small you can't see them
~creator
~creator
by Creator April 16, 2016
Get the hamster gangstermug. 
Get the Hamstermug. by DickSoLong December 29, 2019
Get the Sac hamstermug.