pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003

Shower (or hamper)

A person who watches his sister(or brother) in the shower.

Hey shower, quit watching your sister!
hey hamper, quit watching your brother!

by aqui May 13, 2005

hamdhan

A guy who’s very annoying and dumb af.

Oh god he’s so hamdhan

by belinitosi March 29, 2020

Italian Hamper

When Tony takes his boyfriends dirty underwear and stuffs as many pairs as he can into his mouth.

Please, eat more hot sausage and stop wiping, I'm a real Italian Hamper dammit.

by tony May 13, 2004

hamhanded

an individual (usually a chick) with grossly oversized mittens.

That hamhanded Biatch can sure play the violin

by FergieMD November 30, 2005

hampire

A fat psychobilly girl.

"Check out that hampire! Her tits are almost as huge as her hair!"

by LexiconDevil July 2, 2008