Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022

Grimpay

a word to describe a treasure from your childhood (usually a baby blanket or a cloth)

A: mom where did my grimpay go
B: what?

by piss yellow bed October 21, 2022

Grampamarriage

When grampas meet a cutie below the recommended age and marry them not having a clue what they are doing.

My grampamarriage was a nightmare.

I can't stand this grampagroom, what a shitty grampamarriage!

by Hanssingqueen October 22, 2022

Glumpal Wompis

Someone who you love the most. A dear friend, lover, family member, friendly colleague, or a favorite fictional character.

dear friend, you are my glumpal wompis. I glump you ever so much. Oh, sweet glump, oh, sweet glump.

by Mrbigboycj December 30, 2022

Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

grumple zone

The area around Greenbay Packers fans after Aaron Rodgers loses another home 'playoff' game.

Tommy's grumple zone is so big today I had to move my fishing hole to the other side of the lake.

by therealdiddypop January 10, 2023

grump

Specifically an old person farting because it sounds like someone making a grumpy noise. Can be used to describe any exertion of air from the anal cavity in a comical *making fun of* manner.

Did that old dude just walk by grump. Omg he did it smells terrible and he didn’t even flinch haha.

by SavageArmy07 January 22, 2023