groovy grass

A groovier term for grass, weed, bud, etc..

My friends and I will be smoking some groovy grass tonight.

by Artemis_7 November 15, 2015

Grass puppy

A Grass puppy is a cow. So when people say that Cows are just ugly say no they are grass puppys

Alex- "Have you seen my Grass puppy yet?"
Sandra-"WTH is a Grass puppy?"
Alex- "A cow, duh"

by Lifewcee November 27, 2017

Gunch Grass

Grass that is soo long that it will completely ruin your golf game. Not where you want to hit your golf ball.

The "ruff", "gunch grass'

by GatorDaddy91 October 18, 2010

Grass Brain

After many years of being a Grass Head, one will shun their friends and family to marry their lawn. A form of insanity that few ever possess. It is a cureable disease that controls your mind and heart.

Mr. Smite is now married to his lawn. Some say he's just a wack job. But we all know he has Grass Brain. Poor guy...

by Spirit Girl September 8, 2010

Blade Of Grass

The finest natural blade in all 7 continents. Able to cut through material such as paper and leaves. Commonly confused with blades of grass that make up a yard or field.

Person 1: Wow dude is that a Blade Of Grass!

Person 2: Yep, forged by the greatest blacksmith of all time.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: John Stamos.
Person 1: Wow...

by RedPando June 10, 2020

Grass Surfing

Using a sledge to surf down hills

I'm so excited. I'm going grass surfing this weekend.

by Emma-ME-Bryce September 28, 2008

Nipple Grass

The hair of either a man or woman's nipple area, usually on the rim

"Dude that guy was so hairy!"

"Ya man did you see his nipple grass!"

by zackie brew January 7, 2009