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Gonorrhea

Slang for When your so high you fell very sleepy and may pass out, Or you can't be arsed to even move.
Friend 1 - Man I was so high last night

Friend 2 - Did you pass out?

Friend 1 - Mate I was fucking Gonorrhea
by Your Prophet December 17, 2013
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gondola

A drink made while intoxicated using anything you can find around the appartment, originally a mixture of milk, vodka, chocolate syrup and sugar packets.
Hey, lets make some gondolas, hand them out at the elementary school and watch the 3rd graders get fucked up
by ak1ra07 May 22, 2003
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gonoherpasyphalitis

A description of someone who has or could have multiple STDs due to being very sexually active

Also known as dick rot disease.
He has gonoherpasyphalitis because he/she has been with...
by nydyn December 20, 2008
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gondoed

a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"
I went hiking and took a shat on the trail. I went to grab my toilet paper but realized that I left it back at the campsite. I got gondoed!
by Gondo Inc. June 1, 2016
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Doing a Gono

Turning up late to a sports team training session to skip the cardio intensive warmup.
‘Oh Phil is doing a Gono, rocking up after we do the warm up sprints’
by Phil’s Soul Patch April 6, 2021
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gonochipaherpalaids

The rare combination of gonorrhea chipalis herpes and AIDs all in one...otherwise known as SAIDs (super AIDs). This is usually caried by monkeys, or people who have sex with monkeys and then return it back to their native land to spread. Monkey, however, are immune to the disease seeing that they have been living with it for many years, but humans are not so keen to this disease. BEWARE: if you or anyone that you know has recieved gonachipaherpalaids please imediately do something amazing with your life seeing that you are to die very soon. (i.e. go run naked at a NFL game).
"Man I went to Africa and saw some monkeys...there were no women so i said, 'what the hell,' and i tapped that..big regret though, i received gonochipaherpalaids, i'm gonna die in 3 months...i Fxckd up lol!!!11!one!!1 WTF was i thinking? IDK. ahh fxck ittyl pce out..." WADAFXUP?
by sonicfast June 2, 2007
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gono

When someone says somthing and you gono
she was like, Hay sup can I cum over? And i gono.
by Hogstomp September 27, 2003
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