Gluh

Something really bad; terrible

Those bars were straight gluh. Those rhymes were straight gluh

by BeeIsConfusing October 24, 2023

glute spreader

A real pain in the ass

That last 60 miles of the trip was a real glute spreader

by Phudd December 11, 2023

Gluten Gladiator

Someone who overcomes their hate for gluten

Man, Kylee is such a gluten gladiator. She really overcame her hate for gluten

by Male Name December 16, 2023

Gluten Bias

A condition where no matter how good the food is, if it doesn't contain gluten it can't be eaten.

Joe and his gluten bias, means I get all of the fried chicken!

by jpikester December 24, 2023

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

gluteal glaucoma

A bullshit excuse for not coming in to work. or to cancel plans. "Gluteal" literally means ass, and although "glaucoma" is technically an eye disease, another definition of the word can also be: "a poor excuse". So this phrase basically translates to "my ass ain't coming to work and I don't have a good excuse".

John: "hey boss, I'm not coming to work today".

Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"

John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".

by dillonstrider413 March 11, 2024

Gluteus Crackimus

(Also known as the butt crack) The region of which the art of the deadly fart emerges and you release the snack of the deadly crack.

Where did that smell come from? “My gluteus crackimus”.

by L.R.G March 30, 2024