Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car

That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!

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Purple glitter fart

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

by extra_giver13 May 08, 2025

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its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

by extra_giver13 May 08, 2025

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A glitter chicken is another name for the very colorful and shimmery looking peacock bird.

Yesterday at the zoo I found A very colorful glitter chicken feather to go in my brim.

by Less Moreland May 29, 2018

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When a man ejaculates on someone's face and throws glitter over the cum.

by Haha hahaha September 02, 2020

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Lots of shiny metallic particulate matter in oil for example.

We bought a GM V8 engine and, oh sh*t!, look at all this forbidden glitter in the oil pan!

by EasyVictor May 20, 2025

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Aw man, I just got this nice new L87 and it’ll probably fail soon after the first oil change because I see forbidden glitter all in the oil!

by EasyVictor May 27, 2025

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