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Godsflesh

*Very Controversial*
Can be either religious or sexual:

Religious: God's flesh is sacred. Similar to Jesus' flesh. Very holy and should be regarded above all else.

Sexual: A penis worthy of God's approval. Usually large but proportional.
Godsflesh should be considered very holy and sacred.

So many women want me. I got Godsflesh down there.
by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010
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godsmack

Godsmack is a band that rocks ass, all you fucking rapsters should die, just go out there and but there new new IV album and listen to it.

GODSMACK ROCKS

RAPSTERS SHOULD DIE
rapster: dude that godsmack band is gae

A person with a life: you know what,Ggodsmack rocks ass, and FUCK YOU you fucking rapsters should jump off a cliff and die

rapster: uhh i'm just gonna sing retarded poetry
by sully E. April 15, 2007
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The Muffin Gods

powerful beings who rule over this world. Their wrath may only be assuaged by the eating of many muffins. They have many emmisaries in this world, but their most powerful follower is the legendary Muffin Man.
by Shwaggy November 13, 2003
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Patti Goodstriker

means to experience the very best of life by exploring new and interesting places with minimum of risk and worry. Lay back relax enjoy - life is good - enjoy each day.
Patti Goodstriker - It's like a massage where all you worries fall away and you fall asleep during the process - bliss!
by that nice man 51 February 10, 2010
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godseam

The line on the area between the sac and the crack. (the seam where adam was joined - possibly for stuffing purposes)
My godseam is sweaty
by tcole October 9, 2007
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gods eyebooger

a very annoying person who is not liked by anyone.this is refering to god just flicking them to to earth as a piece of crap.
wow that girl is really gods eyebooger
by royal marine March 11, 2009
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Gods' Trifecta

Someone who has been fucked over by God with genetics, (a genetic disgrace.) Gods' Trifecta is when your fat, ugly and bald this especially pertains to a woman with these characteristics. Totally unsavory, The Lord continues to work in mysterious ways.
This woman came shuffling in with the mail today, she received Gods' Trifecta. She was 300 pounds, looked like Mortimer snerd and had the hairline of Peter Boyle.
by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014
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