frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.
Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!
by lebbyz May 14, 2017
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frozen salami lips

A phenomenon that occurs when a phallus is exposed to cold air.
"Oh dude you're dick is totally giving me frozen salami lips"
by askjdnasdkio December 01, 2015
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Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
by Young Jazo July 09, 2018
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Frozen Rope

A string of male ejaculate preserved in a freezer to be used at a later time.
My guy Justin has a bunch of frozen ropes in his freezer for future family planning. He’s pretty smart like that. See where some may dispose of a rope in a tube sock, he hides them under boxes of Eggo Waffles.
by Mr. Sploosh August 25, 2022
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Frozen Asian

A 'Frozen Asian' is the type of person that encapsulates a typical racial stereo type of being a sidekick asian person. He comes across shy and naive, but beware, these are the most deceiving people to come around in the podcast sphere. Typically, these 'Frozen Asians' will go under other pseudonyms to not gain to much notoriety.
Hey, did you see Frozen Asian on Arr Oh Tea Sea? I can't believe he hasn't shaved in 3 months because all I see is peach fuzz.

Don't retweet him so much, he's causing a riff between the hosts
by Kabby951 June 28, 2023
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Frozen Devils Clutch

After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”
by jmp definition June 06, 2022
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frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo
I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night
by Lovely human being December 27, 2016
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