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twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025
mugGet the twiddle your bone flutemug.

whittle the flute

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.
by pentozali October 20, 2012
mugGet the whittle the flutemug.

left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC
Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
mugGet the left handed douche flutemug.

Douche flute

Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction
She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute
by StinkyJay January 16, 2025
mugGet the Douche flutemug.

Devil's Flute

Play Devil's Flute on your fife
by ironmatic1 November 6, 2020
mugGet the Devil's Flutemug.

hand flute

When a individual is masturbating or choking his chicken for pleasure.
This mother fucker is taking so long in the bathroom, he’s definitely playin the hand flute
by J-keiffa April 28, 2020
mugGet the hand flutemug.

flute booty

A "flute booty" is when a woman has a tight and unattractive behind. All muscle no fat.
Greg: "Man that chick got a nice tight ass."
Jason: "Man that bitch got a flute booty."
by T.T.S.D July 10, 2016
mugGet the flute bootymug.

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