Efficeincy flush

The act of taking a shit and jerking off into the same bowl of water in a toilet. Usually caused by a combination of boredom and horniness.

Mike forgot his efficeincy flush when he left the bathroom and Erik found it shortly after.

by Zer's mom June 19, 2008

Facebook Flush

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.

I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!

by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010

foot-flush

a technique used by generations of attendees of Central High School, or almost any Philadelphia public school, where you skillfully use your foot to flush the toilet. Who knows what has been on that handle.

Person A: "Yo, have you ever been to the bathrooms?"
Person B: "They are nasty as shit bro!"
Person A: "I know right?! I don't wanna touch anything in there!"
Person B: "Totally, thats why I use the foot-flush. For some quality no-hand-flushing."

by CrAzYsHiT May 2, 2012

gentleman's flush

the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump

usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet

especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories

it has nothing to do with poker

after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.

by jonathan_cuervo November 28, 2009

Rush to flush

When a group of people rush to the bathroom at the same time during an event. An example can be during halftime of a sporting event, especially the Super Bowl. Another example is the mass use of bathrooms right after lunch hour in offices.

Fan1: Aren't you going to the bathroom? It's halftime.
Fan2: Nah, I'll wait until after the rush to flush.

by pnwtease December 6, 2013

Full Throat Flush

When you burp and cough at the same time

Dave: CHOAGUGHH!
Jeff: Bro, did you just rip a Full Throat Flush?
Dave: Yeah, I think so.

by xXwabajack_JonesXx June 1, 2021

flustrated

Flustered & Frustrated combined into the one word to describe a combined feeling of both emotions.

Part time team members not being present full time makes me flustrated as their pace is never moving at the same rate as ours.

by Funkessentials February 13, 2013