tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.

Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.

by Duchess of Dayton February 9, 2017

pussy flu

Wheb reichert is a rookie and doesn't know what to do with a girl

Reichert got pussy flu after not pleasing his girl

by Big Baxter October 11, 2016

pussy flu

when you suck too much pussy or ur pussy isn't sucked enough

omg he has pussy flu!!

by ast3r1aa November 14, 2021

bong flu

the sickness that one acquires when sharing a joint, pipe, bong, or any other smoking appliance with a group

"Yo are you coming out tonight?"

"Nah sorry, I got a came down with a wicked case of bong flu last night at the hotbox."

by Cheif Queef November 28, 2016

Corona Flu

The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.

Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu

by pbids February 3, 2020

Greek flu

A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.

Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris

by Hartw3ll22 February 9, 2018

Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.

Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."

by The Schwerper December 22, 2017