flossin

A sexual practice in which the female in the relationship flosses her front tooth with her boyfriends/husbands pubic hair after oral sex. Past tense: flossed

Joe: dude so my girl gave me some head last night and when she was done she pulled out a pube and started flossin!
Shmo: What that's crazy your girl flossed with you last night?!
(Pretty girls walk by)
Shmo: Hey ladies, have you flossed lately?

by djgmoney April 4, 2009

flossing

licking out a woman who is on her rags and has a tampon stuck in her sandwich.

Derek: Sorry about my breath Kelly, i left my toothbrush at home

Kelly: thats okay, just remember to floss while you're down there.

or

Kelly: Thanks for the tonguejob Derek

Derek: No, thank you! I've had that piece of corn stuck in my teeth for days!

Eg: She gave me a good flossing

by emily harvey March 30, 2011

Flossing

A sexual act in which the male wears a strap on backwards thrusting back and forth (like flossing) to be able to have sex with two women at once.

As soon we started flossing, the orgasms began!

by BOOMERMILK March 9, 2016

floss d'oeuvres

The food remnants that are collected by flossing which for the most part are covertly re-eaten by the owner since spitting them across the room would be regarded as tacky and vulgar.

John: Did you just eat the crap you pulled from your teeth with that flossing stick Fab??

Fab: And why not?? No reason to waste a good floss d'oeuvres boy!

by Westfall60 September 26, 2011

Raghead Floss

The act of wiping yer ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".

The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.

by Floss 69 July 29, 2008

Flossie

An innocent name referencing a vagina, often used when speaking with children about hygiene.

Little Eva, don't forget to wipe your flossie when you pee.

by Meg710 December 6, 2009

dental flosser

a guy who doesn't shave down there

a sucked his d, and omg, he was a dental flosser.

by crashhhhhh April 16, 2011