flattergabbed

When someone is poked by people around him/her while being flattened by a giant hydraulic press.

The judge sent Jimmy to be flattergabbed, bless his heart.

by BlusteelDiver May 19, 2023

Fritter Scrolling

Wasting time, energy or money, scrolling aimlessly through frivolous content on social media, websites or video sharing sites. Could also be loosely be referred to as Idle Scrolling, which is spending time doing nothing, albeit one is scrolling, they are scrolling without purpose, aim or goal.

The concept is also applied to wasting time through other means, see Fritter Lifing.

I was fritter scrolling and didn't realise how much time had past.

by Milky786 May 21, 2023

Fritter Lifing

Wasting time, energy or money, being unproductive or carrying out tasks that are not worth the time nor provide any value, especially when one has responsibilities/commitments that have to be met in the very near future.

Similar to Fritter Scrolling but doing something besides scrolling, but for general wasteful activities like sleeping excessively, lazying around or watching TV for the sake of watching TV.

Stop fritter lifing and do your chores!

by Milky786 May 22, 2023

Flattery

The assurance of paid legal fees, payable by cash or money order

“Listen babe, flattery will get you anywhere”

by Keith West June 11, 2023

Fitteral'

A position in Instrumentation when a fitter is know to achieve success in craft.

Toby Fabiano is a real fitteral'

by Tee Fab July 11, 2023

Flutter Butt

An extremely homo sexual male, generally obnoxious and over exuberant.

A: “you catch bro in the butterfly costume ?

B: “ yeah! Total flutter Butt

by Alabashis Scruggs January 27, 2024

Flutterina

A fairy-sona of Double Trouble from She-ra. Need some help? Don't call her. She's gonna steal your phone.

Y/N: I need help!
Flutterina: I can help!
Y/N: Nevermind

by Itz_Glitchy_Kate November 29, 2023