Hot Flapping

The art of smashing ones vagina into an unsuspecting (probably sleeping, if not, BANZAI) victims face!

The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"
His face'll need a proper rinse after aw this Hot Flapping!
by ScottyIs2D February 01, 2011
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Bird Flap

A dance typically conducted while pre-gaming before the bar.
"I feel like tonight's gona be a great night downtown, Ryan is already drunk and doing the bird flap!"
by MadPlayRK July 06, 2014
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trout flaps

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.
by Lord Gannet V March 06, 2020
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hammy flaps

a flap which is unawfully hammy
"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"
by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017
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The Flap of Mars

When look at the penis externally, the flap of mars is where the scrotum curls around the side of the shaft, leaving a flap which doesn't move without prodding or poking.
Man 1: I've got a big dick.

Man 2: Yeah, but The Flap of Mars in your pants is below average in terms of flaccidity.

Man 1: ...damn.
by NigelMarsflap June 04, 2010
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Wetty flap

A pussy that is wet all of the time
My girl is so horny. She’s got a wetty flap 24/7
by Wettyflap3000 January 04, 2019
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