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farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? Coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you...I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic. That's the moral of the fable.
by Sexydimma August 22, 2014
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Farling

A Darling who engages in Fapnapping.
Oh my Farling, you've perfected fapnapping into an art form!
by mm2urban June 7, 2013
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Farming

To go out on and steal things from cars, houses, yards. Something theives do.
He was exhuasted becuase he was out farming last night.
by November May 19, 2005
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Favring

Standing around in Crocs deciding whether or not you should masturbate.
Gina went into her bedroom and her husband Tim was standing around Favring.

Gina gasped and asked Tim what he was doing and he replied "I'm just Favring but now that you're here, I guess I don't have to masturbate."

Gina replied, "Uh, yea, you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010
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Farming simulator 17

Get out you useless fuck I'm playing farming simulator 17 this is our console ask mom.
by Kallierkommunisti September 26, 2021
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Brett Farving

1) The inability to except one's real age.

2) Preforming the actions of a young person, regardless of one's actual age.

3) Preforming far past one's prime.
"My dad was skateboarding the other day" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

"David Beckham is so old, yet he still plays soccer" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2
by Skim Milk July 4, 2012
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Turnip farming

A sex act popular in certain fetish circles.

It involves a man cumming inside the asshole of a partner. He then eats out the asshole to get the "turnip seed" (cum). Turnip farming requires that the asshole cannot be cleaned out beforehand (there must be "soil" present). There is some disagreement in the community as to how much soil should be present. While some members enjoy nothing more than a dirty asshole, more hardcore fetishists may take more extreme measures (e.g. drugs, restricting bowel movements, etc.) in order to increase the amount of soil present.
Bob regularly engages in turnip farming. Yesterday, he came in Sally's asshole and farmed his turnips.
by Sexbeard August 2, 2016
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