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Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.
Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022
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spud farmer

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer
by spud farmer September 2, 2021
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Sue Farmer

Sue is a wonderful mother and friend who always puts others before herself. She is extremely friendly and outgoing, always ready to help someone in need and make a friend or two along the way. She is a walking example of how to have fun and enjoy the small things in life.

She is well traveled and is constantly growing and improving.

She always finds the good in others. She loves plants and animals and is kind to all walks of life.

Sue is extremely artistic, she has hopes to put paintings in temples and bring joy and peace to anyone that is luckily enough to see them.

Sue is very athletic, wether it’s body building, surfing or parkour; she is game.

If you have a Sue in your life you are extremely lucky. Let her know how special she is and how much you love her!!!
You wish you were are cool as Sue Farmer
by Roseguts February 15, 2023
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cara farmer

The hottest person you will ever lye your eyes on she is the kindest soul you will meet, her eyes sparkle like the sun hitting the grass on a cool augest, she has a heart of a teddy bear and the soul of a care bear, but she is as feisty as a lion and her anger issues are an issue but her love and warmth is unberable her weirdness is loveable, she is the most amazing soul in the world
Everyone knows cara farmer as the most lovable person on earth.
by Harry styles.. June 28, 2021
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farmer dave

A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....
There goes farmer Dave with the mgmt team....oh is he holding his notebook?? Lol
by Johnnyjinx December 6, 2016
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Farmers Chin

For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!
Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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Dick Farmer

One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.
"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"
"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"
by Mike Giard May 4, 2007
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