Morgan Farmer

Truly the best! She is humble and always says otherwise but deep down she knows it's true. She is truly the best friend anyone could ever ask for.

Morgan farmer is my best friend because she is the best.

by Joseph.1234 December 4, 2022

spud farmer

Piping Supervisor on a mine site

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer

by spud farmer September 2, 2021

Freshmen Farmer

A Freshmen Farmer is a student in a higher grade then a freshmen who takes a liking to freshmen girls or boys. Freshmen Farmers only try to date students who are younger then them. These kids are usually considered weirdos due to the fact that they can't pull women in their age group/grade.

"Did you see ____ trying to pull that freshman girl named _____ ?" .... "Yeah, he's such a Freshmen Farmer."

by Xaiteo September 29, 2020

Dart Farmer

An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes

Look at that guy picking up those cigarette butts, he must be a dart farmer.

by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019

Farmers Chin

For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!

Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

farmer dave

A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....

There goes farmer Dave with the mgmt team....oh is he holding his notebook?? Lol

by Johnnyjinx December 6, 2016

Dick Farmer

One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.

"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"
"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"

by Mike Giard May 4, 2007