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weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.
My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.
by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013
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dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
by recorderspit January 8, 2015
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chemical farmer

A person who makes meth
by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017
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Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.
Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.
by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018
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ratchet farmer

A ratchet farmer is a boy or girl that has no self control or is very weird. He or she is probably very fake and likes to play with peoples feelings.He or she will hurt your feelings and then try to become your friend again..but don’t be fooled they are just wanting attention.They will probably quit a cool sport,to go to a gay one.
Oh hey there goes the ratchet farmer..hope he doesn’t come over here
by Casscangofast March 25, 2020
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Nick Farmer

Someone who is a great person, fun, out going, slow Duner, with generally prude behavior
by Jparuleski November 14, 2021
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Alex Farmer

by Morbillion INC. May 8, 2022
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