False Gay

When a male dates a transgender female, he is known to the public as gay, yet what he is hittin' has a coochie. this makes him straight.

"I've been dating this guy for 8 weeks now, I guess I'm pretty gay!"
"Nah you false gay because the dude you lovin' on has a vagina!"

by BLACK_AS_BLACK_CAN_BE August 21, 2021

False underdog story

One that makes somebody who's never really been an underdog in life look like an underdog.

There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.

by Solid Mantis March 02, 2021

False pedophile

Middle Eastern slang for a castrated man, or registered sex offender.

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!

by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023

plus false

Something that is completely and utterly untrue.

"You're a whore."
"That is a plus false!"

by v4ri4b13 July 08, 2009

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022

False-a-tude

Intentional deceptiveness with a sassy nature in order to point out another persons non deceptive fallacy.

When someone says something they think is cool sounding, but to everyone else it is obviously an idiotic statement, thus, enter False-a-tude which is another person immediately interjects with another idiotic statement which is intentionally funnier.

by prettylittleaces January 07, 2011

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 07, 2020