Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.
My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!
by QuacksO November 18, 2017
Get the false pausitivemug. A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.
The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019
Get the False Joan of arcmug. True or false: A shield volcano's magma is much less viscous than other volcanoes
The answer is true
When I do not know if it is true or false, I always pick true
The answer is true
When I do not know if it is true or false, I always pick true
by Avocado2004 February 18, 2021
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