a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"
by ayo12345 April 08, 2015
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Fake emo

A stupid arse hole who says they'll kill themselves if you don't like their snap chat. They are always off school for stupid reasons like I stubbed my toe. Also fake having a bad home life like saying "my mum shouted at me" also if they get called a fake depressing bitch they will cry their eyes out
Why is that fake emo crying this time
by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 06, 2021
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fake dj

A DJ who could be replaced with an iPod. They have all the usual equipment and play gigs in cheap bars. Usually playing tracks recorded by other artists adding no value what so ever.
This guy is a fake dj, his hands have been in his pockets the whole time. What a bullshit artist, let's go somewhere else.
by bilbo23 November 02, 2010
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Fake weeb

a person that does not know any thing about anime like if you ask who is this and show a kakashi photo and they anwer with NaRutO
a person that doesnt understand weeb phrases is a fake weeb
by himiko toga November 02, 2020
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fake colombian

Someone with Colombian heritage but was born in the US. Will wear the countries colors but does not know the history nor meaning. 60% of their wardrobe is Colombia apparel. Will not know what chipi chipi is.
There goes another fake Colombian cheering for our team, I wish they would hang themselves.
by Shijalude February 19, 2014
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Fake guru

It’s essentially, “I will show you how to achieve this desired result, but first, you have to do this.”

The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.

And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.

Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
by Henrikj September 01, 2021
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Fake-Broke

Always buying new stuff but telling your clique and/or set you are broke.
Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.
by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014
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