Everton

Being the neighbours of five times european cup winners Liverpool FC, Everton is an english football club that has been in serious decline since the mid eighties.
General consensus regarding Everton's top-flight status the last decade and-a-half is that they have managed to survive relegation only by old habit.
Everton is also the only club in the premier league to have a stadium made out of wood.

Person 1: Hi mate, who do you support?
Person 2: I support Everton, the peoples club.
Person 1: Oh, I see. For how long have you been disillusioned and paranoid?
Person 2: What does disillusioned and paranoid mean?

by gubbon September 24, 2008

Everett

A man who loves to warm his pubes with pube warmers. He also is missing two ribs and has two extra vertebra in his back for enhanced flexibility. He also has a very large coccyx, that protrudes from his sacrum, he also has a reputation for being the three legged man do to his lucky inheritance. His luscious protrudence is of such immense size that is has a face similar to his own, it smiles when it is warmed by the pube warmer.

He has a friend that is a midgit pimpy gold miner, with ladies swarming around his gold towers, he is sometimes nice enought to Everett to give him some of his enormous wealth.

Whoa, you know that guy Everett? His pubes are HOT...

by ~thy PwEeNiS~ April 22, 2014

Everett

Small town in southern Pennsylvania consisting of bars and churches. Unfortunately, many do not attend the local churches because they're too busy shooting up in the local drug houses. Known for a school district providing sub-par education, many do not complete high school and rather obtain their GED (Good Enough Diploma). The local hangouts consist of Sheetz and the parking lot of the Masonic Temple. One would think that the youth would rather leave, but they seem to stay in order to have multiple children and live off of public assistance or work minimum wage jobs.

This person's IQ is so low they must be from Everett or a related area

by asdfaj October 10, 2008

evritt

A really big butthead

Hi I'm evritt I am a butthead

by What are you doing? June 21, 2016

everick

An amazing person you will ever meet.he love videogames and has sweet brown eyes and a big heart

Yo Everick

by Everick February 21, 2019

Everytime we touch

Classic song by Cascada.
Lyrics:
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
I still feel your touch in my dreams
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
Need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static
And every time we kiss I reach for the sky
Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go
Want you in my life
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
'Cause every time we touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch
Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky
They wipe away tears that I cry
The good and the bad times we've been through them all
You make me rise when I fall
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
Need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static
And every time we kiss I reach for the sky
Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go
Want you in my life

Me: Cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
And everytime we,...
Others: What the what is this song?
Me: How could you forget such a classic song from 2000s ?

by silvester. February 19, 2020

Everett

hello everett i am sitting next to you and i love you

i love everett

by dghafghdagk February 17, 2022