easter bomb

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

Easter

A slang term for the drug MDMA. Others include ecstacy, E, X, XTC, etc. MDMA's high often involves feelings of empathy, high self-esteem, positive body image, teeth grinding, jaw clenching, and wanting to tell people everything about oneself and in turn listen to their stories. The senses are more aware, causing one to enjoy touching soft and other various materials. Males should be aware that it is often difficult to have an erection while rolling on Ecstacy.

"I was rolling on Easter the other night."

by lifeiswondrous January 5, 2006

Easter

It's all about killing Jesus and eating chocolate.

What's not to love?

Person 1 - It's easter time again
Person 2 - Yeehaa! Time to break out the cross and get fat!

by TokyoFool! April 7, 2008

Easterbating

To masterbate on easter
extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny

Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window
Perry:and
Brad: yes i got extra points

by Big David March 17, 2008

Jack Easterby

The king of comedy and an all around good guy. He makes the ladies as wet as Niagara Falls and the perfect guy. He isn’t immortal but he has been mistaken for one.

* Not a fury

“A god has come to earth! Oh wait that’s Jack Easterby, nevermind.”

by Muhammad Will Jones December 22, 2020

Easter

The guy that gets drunk and bangs Allison every weekend. She was nice but he helped turn her into the biggest bitch ever. He is the manwhore af all manwhores.

-I banged Allison last night.
-Dang...you are such an Easter.

by lion February 17, 2005

nor'easter

An incredible blow job (either given or received).

This term is derived from the strong winds and rains associated with the weather pattern of the same name.

That was one hell of a nor'easter last night... everyone got soaked!

by Hugh Heffrey May 15, 2007