One of the best english groups on telegram @english_chatting_club. Kosmos is the founder of that awesome chat. You can meet a lot of cool people there. Trust me that group can change your life.
by XXXdead July 25, 2019
Get the english chattingmug. by Tony Moore September 28, 2005
Get the English Cuntmug. Broken version of English that is used by software developers all around the world who don't speak English as their native tongue.
Instead of: "I can have that done for you in few hours, sir", using Tarzan English, they would say something along the lines of: "Only few hours, sir, for you I have that done!"
by DeveloperFromEurope June 4, 2016
Get the Tarzan Englishmug. by englishbasementsniffer March 12, 2011
Get the English basementmug. 1) To completely confuse someone when it is least expected or appropriate.
2) Used to get someones attention by suprising them with an unexpected response to a question or comment.
2) Used to get someones attention by suprising them with an unexpected response to a question or comment.
Jim: "Hey Bob, beautiful weather we're having isn't it?"
Bob, cutting Jim of at the end of his sentance
Bob: "What did you call me?"
jim has just been guerilla english ambushed
Bob, cutting Jim of at the end of his sentance
Bob: "What did you call me?"
jim has just been guerilla english ambushed
by shintox February 12, 2008
Get the guerilla englishmug. An English Pig is the name given to any drunk aggressive British-born moron who cannot control his actions whilst under the influence of alcohol.
Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview.
If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service.
Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.
Normally English Pigs enjoy the past-time of entering a restaurant, shop or even a police station and shouting at the top of their voice "go home all you non-nationals" (or something less polite to that effect)....at which point they get arrested and later charged with affray and various public order offenses such as "urinating against a police officers leg during the interview.
If they plead guilty in court, they almost get off Scott-free in terms of penalties, by being fined something small like £10 and/or sentenced to one month SUSPENDED community service.
Failure to plead guilty results in the full wrath of the Judiciary System: Which basically means he lies about the incident and gets fully away with it scott-free anyway.
That guy is such an English Pig, he spent the night in the local police cells for trying to start an argument with himself .....he thought it was some other stupid English Pig but in fact it was his own reflection in the glass of a shop window. Stupid English Pig!
by The Smart Ass June 27, 2015
Get the English Pigmug. A slang term used to describe a sexual act. The specific type of act is not defined as to leave the audience guessing.
With an assortment of donuts to choose from, he only wanted an English Crumb.
Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.
Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.
by Piranha669 April 17, 2011
Get the English Crumbmug.