Sephora Employee

A Sephora employee thinks they are automatically makeup-guru just because they work at a cosmetic store. Key characteristic of an sephora employee include: constant assumption you are a shop lifter, and being condescending.

omg look at that girl, she defiantly is a sephora employee

by yokesonyokes January 24, 2017

Empty Box

Someone that’s clueless. Generally a moron. A dumb ass.

Your such an empty box. Use your common sense.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Meade Employee

One Who Sniffs Chemicals.

Yo Sniffer, You Been Huffin The Shizzo Again?

by The Cowboy Of Khaos October 5, 2003

Pre-emptive Strike

The act of being unfaithful as a result of fear that one's mate will someday be unfaithful.

My wife was afraid I was going to sleep with my secretary so she pulled a pre-emptive strike with the pool boy.

by Smart Arick July 8, 2010

Zappzter Employee

Probably the coolest person on palringo, we all know it. He travels room to room with his sexy voice, so BEWARE, you might fall for this hot stud.

"hi i am the zappzter employee, here with a new fresh vm.

by Darrylzter September 1, 2013

Empties

baggies you buy to fill with drugs to sell

you know a spot where i can get some empties?

by jusenee January 13, 2006

empty vase

A gaping anus after vigorous punishment.

Fred, exhausted, left her, lying prone, in the pale light of morning, with an empty vase.

by Fredster C June 14, 2008