electroneuromyography

Long ass word.

"I major in electroneuromyography."

by MF September 5, 2002

electronic balls

Someone who has confidence but only when they're using a electronic device like AIM, text messaging, etc.

They will be sugestive and bold when they have time to think of answers on AIM but once you get face to face they're not even 1/10 as clever or fun.

aka the downfall of meeting someone online.

Sally: I met this awesome guy online and we talked for three hours.
Jack: You finally found someone special!
Sally: No, he only had electronic balls.
Jack: damn.

by leslieeee March 9, 2008

Like An American Election

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.

McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

the 2020 election

no madder who wins it is going to be terrible.
Bet 1$

the 2020 election is going to be the end of america.

by scp fan fic November 5, 2020

Electro-Gonorrhea

A disease contracted when a human being has sex with a machine, robot or other homosapian being. This disease is so far non-exsistant in the 21st century.

The disease is predicted to start and to become a major world wide problem simular to current international problems such as HIV/AIDS, retarded gang-bangers, and Mueslims around the year 2200 AD/CE.

"Shit man, Doc says I got the electro-gonorrhea"
"Dude the year is only 2145"

by Hairy Maclary January 31, 2007

Electronically Unavailable

Adj.- Without a blackberry, PDA or Cell phong; Unable to text; no wi-fi available for e-mail management, Facebook status updates or Gchatting. Try as you may, but the only way to reach me will be by smoke signals or messenger pigeons.

Worse than emotionally unavailable because there will be no way to convey that but by word of mouth.

I will be actually camping for 3 days. I will be electronically unavailable at that time.

by Bri Lau August 11, 2009

electionariationage

Process of being elected.
Uses the suffixes -tion, -ariage,
-ation Root word is elect

George Bush was electionariationaged into the presidency.

by David Demola April 24, 2005