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Wren Easler

wren easler was born in lafayette.
by aliceisannoying August 31, 2021
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Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
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stoned.eagle

The alias of a certified com overlord
stoned.eagle: yo
egirl: i love you stoned
by K9OnTop February 25, 2023
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Backflip double split eagle

When you and your girl are having sex, she does a backflip eagle split right on to your face and eats her out.
She wanted me to eat her out. I told her to Backflip double split eagle on my face
by Dev the patel May 27, 2018
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The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019
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beat the eagle

defeating the boss character Ridley in one of the metroid games (especially super Metroid). the term originates from a series of meme posts from nintendo's short lived social network where the person (likely a young child) known as "Pauly" played through Super Metroid posting hilariously cringey posts like "why can't metroid crawl?!?!"
by ojo_tango October 21, 2021
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Wet Toast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.
The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!
by MinecraftBloke123 May 4, 2023
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