If you are suffering from "Duck's Disease", you are very short or have short legs. In other words, your bottom is very close to the ground.
by JamieBlade June 3, 2018
Get the duck's diseasemug. It means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online BBSs, fora, and games.
I'm ducking fisgusted.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.
by Telephony July 11, 2014
Get the ducking fisgustedmug. A fairly simple concept for anyone involved with domestic ducks. Basically you go to Tractor Supply or any place that sells them with the intention of only getting one or two but you end up walking out with the entire flock that was for sale.
Person 1: Didn't you say you were only going to get two ducks at Tractor Supply?
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: Then why are there 20 ducks in your coop?
Person 2: Duck math!
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: Then why are there 20 ducks in your coop?
Person 2: Duck math!
by JetBlastSST June 22, 2022
Get the Duck Mathmug. 1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.
2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
by livingdeadgirl September 23, 2008
Get the duck fuckermug. A sign the government puts up because sign companies charge by the letter and find a cheaper way to do it by writing Duck Xing, which unless you think about it, You have no idea what it means.
Driver: What the fuck did that sign say?
Passenger #1: Duck Xing
Driver: What the fuck does that mean?
Passenger #2: No idea but you hit a duck.
Passenger #1: Duck Xing
Driver: What the fuck does that mean?
Passenger #2: No idea but you hit a duck.
by Xeri November 6, 2008
Get the Duck Xingmug. A Duck God is the only true God. He watches over us in times of need and destroys it's enemies. The only way the afterlife will be pleasurable is by devoting your life to the Duck.
by Metadolia December 19, 2018
Get the Duck Godmug. by FireMyBoss November 25, 2016
Get the howard the duckmug.