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Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive

The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.
Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!

I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!

When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
by impopcicle July 25, 2012
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dolphin

i got a dolphin yo, wanna smokeup?
by staguitar September 6, 2011
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Douchasauraus

"Orie just tried to show off the douche he bought for one of his hoes"
"Wow, what a douchasauraus"
by anti-douchasauraus November 17, 2009
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Douchanium

The element in which all douche bags, bros, Guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh Tap Out shirts, Nattie Ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to Douchanium may cause “Douchanium poisoning”.
You: “Coming to Buffalo Wild Wing’s was nice, but man I feel weird. I’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”

Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”
by pants are optional July 24, 2010
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douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel
Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!
by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010
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Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!
by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010
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Dolphin Dying

Getting owned while trying to dolphin dive like a retard for no reason in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
"I was diving onto the flag, then the bitch shot me off the map! I dolphin died!" -Dolphin Dying
by The Venetian January 17, 2011
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