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An imaginary document that gives one the right to be a Douchebag without harmful consequences. However it must be invoked or the individual who fails to invoke it can and will be subjected to harsh punishment from those offended. Without the invocation of the Writ, the Douchebag holds no rights, and no protective measures will be taken to prevent harm to their genitals.
An imaginary document that gives one the right to be a Douchebag without harmful consequences. However it must be invoked or the individual who fails to invoke it can and will be subjected to harsh punishment from those offended. Without the invocation of the Writ, the Douchebag holds no rights, and no protective measures will be taken to prevent harm to their genitals.
Due to the fact that Doug had failed to invoke the Writ of Douchebaggery before Donkey Punching his girlfriend, he woke up in the middle of the night to find his testicals in a vice.
by Wu's Ya Daddy January 29, 2005
Get the Writ of Douchebaggery mug.A 40 something, bald-headed dumbass with a scraggly-ass ponytail and typically sports a tie-dye tee shirt and crooked glasses. More often than not, they never were a hippie in the first place. A lot like a straight up douchebag except they are always bald with a ponytail.
1. look at the aging hippie douchebag, God what a douche eh.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.
by v.michael September 8, 2009
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The rabbi that kept making stupid Pollack jokes in front of his congregation was a total douchebrew.
by enderkcmo December 13, 2006
Get the douchebrew mug.1. A personality type that is well-defined by other definitions here
2. Describes a certain look or style, especially when someone dresses in the most tasteless fashion possible.
3. What the vast majority of the guys at my school dressed like at the senior prom.
2. Describes a certain look or style, especially when someone dresses in the most tasteless fashion possible.
3. What the vast majority of the guys at my school dressed like at the senior prom.
Wow, look at Tom over there, wearing a backwards-facing baseball cap with his tuxedo. And there's Damon, dressed like a total poser with his gaudy and trashy-looking wannabe-pimp outfit and bling bling. I don't think anyone could look anymore like a douchebag than those two.
by no7orious July 2, 2009
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The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.
The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.
by JTBastard January 2, 2009
Get the douchebaguette mug.adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.
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see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
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Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen. Not to mention, her face smells like one too.
by J to the O Jonathan December 14, 2008
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