Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020

Da big dodge

A guy whole made the best song ever called sandy and gets hella bitches

That guys YouTube name is da big dodge he must get pussy

by Benny spaghetti May 9, 2022

safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 9, 2011

Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.

Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"

by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023

Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers

Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

dodge dance

whilst walking down the street trying to avoid people the person you are trying to avoid who is walking towards you moves the same way as you. thus leaving you face to face, then moves exactly the same way again. both seemingly reading each others minds.

oh my god i dodge danced all the way to paddington from my house.

by ed aves October 17, 2008

Dodge Charger

Widely regarded as the most obnoxious car if you only do donuts with it.

“You wanna go to this car meet this Saturday?
“I know it’s just gonna be a shitty takeover full of Dodge Charger and Challenger Hellcats”

by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024