Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.

Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!

by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again

by BigBigFuck May 29, 2018

Doo doo mega diaper caca

A type of diaper shart that explodes your diaper/underwear off and explodes all over the house

“I just had a doo doo mega diaper caca after eating a gallon of beans”

by alx.144 November 4, 2021

sunny side up while diapers down

phrase used to define yo character/personality as satisfied with the world and not constrained by anything.
The "sunny side up" refers to gettting your luxury the way one desires it, and "diapers down" explains that as an infant, not even diapers could hold you tight.

I always make sure i get my sunny side up while diapers down. I get it my way, no matter what anyone says otherwise.

by Demander_650 May 13, 2008

oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money

Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone

When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"

by fidel November 1, 2004

Diaper tree

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.

I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.

by Tsk915 June 23, 2018

Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.

Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.

by McSpreader February 25, 2024