David Devious

1. another name for Jesus Christ

2. someone in love with an amazing girl named Joan

3. also means "black as the night"

4. gorgeous

David Devious has a better cell phone and a better girlfriend than you, bitch.

by Gorgeous_Stranger January 26, 2009

David

The best boy friend a girl could ever have. David is the whole package! He is smart, sexy, handsome, kind hearted, loving, passionate, strong and good kisser ;) he knows how to treat a girl right and with respect! David is that handsome prince you see riding on a white horse with the wind blowing through his hair ready to sweep a girl off her feet ! Be ready cause you never know when David just might sweep you off your feet !;)

Jk he's taken by ME ❤️

David is such a boss 👌

by Lily17 June 6, 2015

David

david is... the most amazing person you will ever meet..he is kind and sensitive..strong and daring..and he is gentle and sweet... he might not always think befor he does something..but thats what makes him so amazing..he is very very good looking..and oh he is a great kisser..if you meet this david..you should never ever let him go..cause if you do you might not get him back..

i love david.

David you are amazing.

by khopp<3 October 20, 2009

david copperfield

when you are getting a girl from behind and you pull out and have your friend get back in so she thinks you are still going and you go outside the window and wave to her

i pulled a david copperfield on that bitch

by Austin Power October 11, 2006

David Hutchins

A very good looking guy. Smart. Sometimes immature. A romantic guy, always lets you know that your loved.
Man of your dreams♥
Easy to fall in love with

I hung out with David Hutchins last night, he is so romantic. I love him!

by Lindseyyyy:) January 25, 2009

David

A Really Smart Guy That's Also Sweet & Really Funny,He Has The Greatest Dimples,He's Tall & Handsome & I Bet Any Girl & Every Girl Will Be Super Lucky To Have A Guy Like Him c:

Girl; Hey Who's That Sexy Beast ?

Girl 2: His Name Is David c:

by _Esa_Goofiee September 15, 2013

David

A unique specimen of man evoked by cargo pants, tall white socks, and sandals (usually sourced from your local convenience store although some may feed off your city's Walmart) made notable by the unique stench of his balls, which are reminiscent of a Doritos taco shell from Taco Bell left inside a gym sock for three years inside of a YMCA locker room. David is often discovered at the scene of a petty theft or behind the fence of your lawn, pouring gasoline on your plants and feeding a neurotoxin to your yappy dog because it stole from his cookout.

Steve: Brother, have you seen David around lately?
Barry: Yeah man, this morning he was at the Waffle House sniffing up the skirts of waitresses.

by tennesseeford July 19, 2020