Doofus Delaney

When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom

Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩

by fatherdickmas January 17, 2021

Campbell Delaney

A very sexy and handsome little man, that masterbates to monkey autism porn every night

I am a Campbell Delaney

by Funny Gay February 19, 2023

Dublin Declan

Fellatio while defecating. Similar to an East End Billy, but after a night on the Guinness

I held it in for 3 days and gave her the best Dublin Declan she's ever had. She reached around and wanked it off like a fucking champion!

by Irish Kama Sutra June 11, 2023

jack delany-barnes

jack delany-barnes is the most skibbidy sigma ohio gyat level 100 rizzler

Jack delany-barnes is a rizler

by Level 100 sigma November 8, 2023

juan don delanooch

Its a name you call yourself when you don't want anyone to know your government name . special name -lanedoe

Person :hey, what ls is your name ?

You:(in your mind)do I know this guy?
You: (in your head) well I don't know him so I'll tell him a fake name .
You:Juan Don Delanooch .

by fake name , JDD ,lanedoe April 11, 2018

delane

i beautiful mean lil girl with no heart but i big black hole of love ? :) she has big boobs and an amazing personality. but needs to learn to just have fun sometimes and not be so serious. but damb shes fine

the sun was as delane as a bouquet of roses

by 21aj21 October 16, 2009

Deklan

A total and complete heart-breaker. He'll lure you in with his physical attractiveness,charm, and intelligence. He'll seem really funny and sweet,but then you'll find the large group of girls who also like him, and eventually he'll get bored of you and stop talking to you. He often gets in trouble with the police, and enjoys screwing with your head. Basically, Deklan sucks.

Girl One: Oh my God, I thought this guy was so sweet but he hasn't talked to me in forever! I don't think he likes me anymore.

Girl Two: He sounds like a total Deklan

by QueenAnnie January 19, 2013