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Decker

One whom thinks he works too hard, and is foolish enough to believe he is worth more than he works for.
Mam, i am such a decker. Suck my decker.
by RyanCanada August 14, 2006
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Deckermushita

The stylistic and wealthy art of giving your partner three Dutch ovens, followed immediately by taking a Cleveland steamer in your partner's eyes, and squishing the shit back and forth, up and down between his/her eyelids.

Not to be confused with the Japanese term "Dekimashita", which means "Finished". "Deckermushita" is pronounced Deh-ker-mush-tuh.
Bro 1: Dude, I gave your mom fourteen deckermushitas last wednesday.

Bro 2: FUCK, HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH SHIT?
by GaveYerMomADeckermushita June 7, 2011
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Makenna Danielle Deckert

She is the most amazing and Beautiful girl in the entire world, no universe. She is kind, loving, caring, and absolutely the best any man could ever want. She can be very self conscious but knows deep inside she is beautiful. She always stays faithful to her man. She loves him very much. dont mess with her boy or she will mess you up.
by keeplovinyou November 29, 2011
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upper decker

To put toilet paper over someone elses poo when the toilet is clogged and then take a shit on top of the original poo.
I shit on eric's poo because he clogged the toilet and there was nowhere else to go.
by grind January 16, 2004
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Decker

A persona that usually stems from a lack
of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or
cajones. The person is also usually a
brown noser, as they try to please
whomever they meet. In an effort to be
accepted by the entire world and will socially accomodate
anyone they meet in an attempt to be
popular and liked by everyone. More often
than not,
You Point out something sutch as good news and you get a responce known as a "decker" "no you did not" with a cocky high pitch laugh added.

-Center of attention
-Need to elimate anyone seeming cooler
by Tugjugger October 1, 2014
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Deckeration

The art of responding to an email blaming everyone else or everything else for your late reply. The later the reply, the more quotes, bolds, underlines, and font changes required to fool people into thinking you are real busy and know everything.
"Wow, look at the deckeration in this email!
Six different fonts, two bolded words and even 12 different colors!"
by Houie Packhard January 29, 2009
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Upper Decker

The Act of taking a shit in the Upper Tank of the toilet as a prank.
I JUST LEFT THEM A UPPER DECKER!!!
by DaddyFatSizzles April 14, 2011
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