slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

Dave Grohl

GOD

Oh My Dave Grohl!, OMDG

by Dylan Grohl October 21, 2008

Davecock

A typical iPhone typo for 'facebook'

By the way, there are pictures of you on Jenny's davecock.

Jenny's WHAT?

by katee;D June 1, 2010

Dave Wright

A huge fat, ugly, (usually ginger haired) man that repels women. Also a form of any of the above, with the C word put after it.
The name comes from the inspiration behind Sloth Fratelli from the film "The Goonies". The actor (Not widely known, was from Yorkshire, England) decided to play his role on the basis of an acquaintance he knew while growing up, namely David Ian Wright. It is not thought to be offensive, more comical as the two still remain acquaintances to this day.

*Looking at basically a fat version of Sloth Fratelli from The Goonies but with company that doesn't favour foul language*

"Look at that Dave Wright, he's as big as Chubby Checker"

Or "He's as much of a stud as a Dave Wright"

by Englishhammer December 14, 2010

Dave Crave

The unberably strong urge to listen to, look at, or go to a concert of Dave Matthews Band.

I couldn't go to the concert last night and I have such a bad Dave Crave right now!

by Suck me hard September 15, 2010

Dave's Hot and Juicy

A new burger at Wendy's that is often confused with something with a more vulgar meaning.

I could go for Dave's Hot and Juicy right about now.
Often followed by "Here's the Beef!"

by Ashin Kusher93 October 8, 2011

Dave Ferrit

Dave Ferrit is a mythical man that appears when there is great weather for extra curricula activities such as day drinking, barbecues, going to the beach etc. (a good day for it).

“Hey, did you want to go to Tim’s to have a swim and some drinks on Saturday, I heard Dave Ferrit is gonna be around?”

by Hog.Rider December 30, 2021