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David Is a disrespectful man. His chances of getting a lady are really low. His personality is horrible.
"That guy is such a dick!"

"Yup,he's definetley a david!"
David by Awesomegal92 August 12, 2016
A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!
Man what a douche...He MUST be a David!
David by widowermaker6969 August 22, 2011
A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
Oh my God! Have you seen her! She almost looks like a David!
David by coolguy465 June 15, 2011
A short, fat, smelly person who is very ugly. He cries a lot over nothing, and runs like an idiot.
Person: Hey is that David???

*Wrinkles Nose*
David by Skye Rainbow January 15, 2012
David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.
"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"
David by imagine that May 17, 2018
A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)