Darksharts

The “DarkSharts” is an obfuscation technique where in the user *of the DarkSharts* will present something with every superficial hallmark of a logical argument other than an actual logical argument, instead replacing the rational arguments with string of unintelligible pedantic words that together sound as if they make sense to the untrained ear, but in fact mean nothing.

Lot operator-“Hey! You can’t park that car there!” Driver-“Sir in the authority that has been given to me from the information presented at some point earlier I was led to know not only that I can park here, that I am in fact the only person who has any right to park here due to my relevant credentials presented on my person property condoning such actions without recompense. Lot supervisor-“umm yeah, I okay alright, go on” -passenger “there you go again, using the darksharts to get free parking.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025

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Darksabering

Two individuals sword fight while having a deceased person ashes on there bellends - the last with ashes left on the bellend wins.

Josh and Kyle we're darksabering with there mum's ashes last night. Wow...

by TEEVON PARK EN SON January 14, 2026

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air dabs

The act of hypothetically fist bumping someone.

"Congratulations everyone! We helped find a cure for cancer, air dabs to you!"

by Thatoneguyyoudontknow November 3, 2013

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L Darby

When someone is so EEEEEEEEE you can’t even eeee anymore

My G such a L Darby

by UrbanG123 October 9, 2019

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Megan Darby

Loves the dick! Surrounded by the sausage on a daily basis. Loves the skinny lads and loves schlongs! Dips herself in curry to get her natural skin tone and loves the Jews.

Watch out folks Megan Darby is coming get ready to dip your naan breads in

by Racoonlover234 November 29, 2019

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