step dad

Step dads are dick riders, controlling and black mailing person. They favor there own biological kids and treats the step ones like dirt. They make up dumb rules that only applies to the step kids. They are losers, drop outta high school idiots who can't do anything but bully the step kids. They make your moms life a living hell and sometimes you just wish they were never even born. Plus they act like there your actually dad that is the " who ARE you moment" Dick riders swear to life.

Friend: "whats up gurl"

Me: "nothing just my step dad a full-time dick rider man..."

Friend: "word too.."

by ThatGirlReaper October 4, 2017

mcdonald dad

a dad who thinks he is fulfilling all his parental duties by taking his estranged offspring to McDonald's on a saturday/sunday afternoon for a parental visit.

just look at him, he ai'nt a proper dad he's one of those mcdonald dad's

by b@il69 July 2, 2009

thacker dad

A big gay creature that comes out at night and feeds on assholes

I saw thacker dad out my window last night and he penatrated my dog

by BigDickRitchie August 7, 2015

NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba

Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.

by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003

Carter’s Dad

Literally Johnny Sins

Hey what’s up Jonny , what ?that’s not my name.

Carter’s dad is literally Johnny Sins

by #babyscina May 3, 2021

turbo dad

‘Busy fucking Dad who can do it all’

‘Makes the rest of the dads look pony’

‘Squeeze as much as you can in one day and life will not come to a stand still’

Yeah, he is a turbo Dad, gives it full send 24/7 with his lad’

by Louis Lawson August 10, 2022

Limpbeat Dad

A father who provides inadequate support and then wants to be praised, despite his ample shortcomings. This leaves everyone involved frustrated, annoyed, and unsatisfied.

Andres wanted everyone to think he was a good dad, but he only supported his kids enough to be considered a limpbeat dad.

by Birthday month January 31, 2020