Cumpire

a woman who instead of feeding on the blood of random victims in order to stay "alive" chooses to subsist on the fresh thicm cum of countless random men

No man's cock was safe from the very.real pleasure waiting to consume their sperm when each harvest moon marked the return of the CUMPIRE

by Cumslut4life February 12, 2019

Clumpatenus

a demon that possesses sleeping children and forces them to support him

*Wakes up in the middle of the night”
“CLUMPATENUS I SUPPORT, I SUPPORT”

by Jepifica 78 March 23, 2019

Clumpifinosis

1. The act in which things merge together.
2. The rare condition of internal heart cells merging together causing a heart attack.
3. General unnatural grouping of a subsistences like cells.

"Mr. Trump was diagnosed with Clumpifinosis and died a few days later".
"sorry sir, you've been diagnosed with Clumpifinosis, what are your last wishes"/

by JRR Tolkin March 27, 2019

culump

A mix of collapsed and bumped

I culumped onto the couch after a tiring day

by Culumped June 16, 2019

clump nuggets

clump nuggets are when a women wipes back to front causing an yeast infection and little toilet paper strands stick to her vagina and pubes

audrey wanted me to go down on her she had to remove the clump nuggets first

by sanxity July 2, 2019

CLUMPLE

SOME DODGY WORD MG CAME UP WITH

'IT'S A CLUMPLE OF STUFF INNIT'

by JakePalmer-Reid July 15, 2019

Cump

1. An insult to a person, preferrably a best friend who is male, when they are below you in any kind of status, but still proceed to talk as if they are above you

2. A shortened version of cum dumpster

1. My friend is such a cump, since he doesn't want to admit that I'm better than him

2. Stacy seems like she is a good student, but she might be a cump for all we know.

by Cump69 July 26, 2019