croatian bath

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself in a stall with toilet water, using a urinal cake as soap.

Man bro I'm so dirty right now you need to stop at this rest stop so I can take a Croatian bath.

by Tat2d Deville November 28, 2014

croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Chris April 2, 2005

croag

A cigarette. And the last time I checked a pack only came with twenty, so no, I can't fucking spare one.

I'll be right back. I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Passeddoubt May 13, 2005

Croatia

a joke

Person A:Hey have you heard about Croatia?
Person B:*dies of laughter*

by everynameiwroteistaken October 19, 2018

croak

stands for fu*$&"£ good music.
According to the cool Swiss pussy punk-rock band croak.

sounds like croak

by Dan July 16, 2003

Croaker

An Offensive term for a white old ugly racist person who has no life. (who may elderly look like a frog with disabled arms, legs and no tongue). Also called a "Bleacher", a "Waggy" (White and saggy), and a "Failbird".

Wtf you doing to my freind?, you lil croaker!

by BiG WhEELah July 10, 2009

Croaker

Scum of the Earth, a really fucking disaster. a disappointment to his family, and the entire world. Has no dick. He will never get laid in the history of ever. He is infertile, and or, cannot burden the world with his offspring.

Hey, Jett is a real Croaker, he slept with my bitch.

by Big gay all December 29, 2020