Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.

Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.

Going Full Count by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

Silent snap count 

when you snap the ball at a certain time on the play clock which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the silent snap count.

Silent snap count by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

on god no crosses count 

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

on god no crosses count by Bailedx March 21, 2024

High T Count

A real man who shows a high amount of muscular characteristics.

A man does 100 pushups without stopping. "He must have a high T Count."

High T Count by Testosteronee February 26, 2025

Doesn't Count 

Sorry suit guy.

Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."

Doesn't Count by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

The Clone Wars Full Count

There are 8 seasons and 3 movies. I needed to make this definition to spread the truth. There are 11 full parts of The Clone Wars. I preach the truth. Don't let Disney lie to you.

The Clone Wars Full Count:
. The Clone Wars Movie (Movie 1)
. The Clone Wars Vintage Volume 1 (Movie 2)
. The Clone Wars Vintage Volume 2 (Movie 3)
. The Clone Wars Seasons 1-5 by Cartoon Network (Seasons 1-5)
. The Clone Wars Season 6 by Netflix (Season 6)
. The Clone Wars Season 7 by YouTube (Season 7)
. The Clone Wars Season 8 by Disney (Season 8)

We count Vintage as movies because they're 2 big long segments of about 90 minutes each. So, yeah, they're movies. What show do you know that only has 2 episodes a season? And what show do you know that has 90 minute episodes? They're movies. Nextly, don't forget season 7. Disney tried to erase it, but it's there. Right before the takeover they gave us 1 last hailmary. The episodes weren't polished up. They're quit messy but they knew Disney would try to bury them. So, these episodes were given to us on You Tube. That's my final count!

Fuck Disney! Listen to my The Clone Wars Full Count!

The Clone Wars Full Count by Best User On Urban Dictionary May 14, 2026

I swear to god no crosses count 

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

I swear to god no crosses count by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024